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Three Letter Acronyms (TLA)

Friday, March 28, 2003

Today's TLA is influenced by this quotation.
"The enemy we're fighting against is different from the one we'd war-gamed against,"

The TLA of the day is NSS
"No Sh** Sherlock"

Enjoy,
Jonathan

Friday, March 21, 2003

Gallup Poll 76% of Americans Agree with the war?
Results are based on telephone interviews with -- 602 -- national
adults,aged 18+, conducted March 20, 2003.
For results based on the total
sample of national adults, one can say with 95%
confidence that the margin of sampling error is
±4 percentage points.

What is the error rate at 97% confidence?

When did 602 Americans represent all American political opinion?

Where were the locations of these phone numbers called?

What were the specific questions?

What was the order of the questions asked?

What was the gender count?

What was the nationality count?

What was the specific age range? 18+ is a lot of people.

What is the count of those who approve who are 18-25?

What is the count of those who are 25-40?

What is the count of those who are 40 -70?

The TLA of the day is CLT

"Central Limit Theorem"


Enjoy,
Jonathan

Thursday, March 20, 2003

Unfortunately we started bombing Iraq today.
Here is an interesting link about the war.
The TLA of the day is WAR

"Wealthy Angry Retard"
"Wicked Angry Retard"
"Wasted Angry Retard"

Example Sentence: George W. Bush is a W.A.R.-like person.

Enjoy,
Jonathan




Tuesday, March 18, 2003

My previous blog was about the crappy war. Today I would like to say happy birthday to my friend and coworker Danny Chai. My TLA of the day is a four letter acronym today. When I heard this for the first time it cracked me up. So my contribution to society for today is the following TLA of the day RTFM or in other words "Read The F=) Manual"

Enjoy,
Jonathan

Monday, March 17, 2003

03/17/03 America the PMC (People of Mass Consumption).

I swear I was not going to write anything on these blogs. But
I just had to say something about this war with Iraq.

Last week I defined a TLA which was U.S. DHS. Maybe this TLA should stand for
"Department for the Hegemonist State"

Let's define hegemony: The predominant influence, as of a state,
region, or group, over another or others. This word defines the
United States over the past 100 years so honestly that it feels like
a 4-letter word in the context of current US interests. The word seems to belong
to history's "ist" list like Marxist, Communist, and Socialist. One can certainly
argue that the United States is different from these "ist". We live in a democracy and we
abide by Superman's motto to fight for "Truth, justice and the American Way."
In laymen's terms we are the good guys. All those other "ist" were the bad guys. Those other
ists were typical hegemonist states. Communists dominated countries around them to be Communists.
And thus they were considered the bad guys. Prior to communism, the other political
ideologies did the same thing, so we had to consider those political ideologies as the
bad guys. So now I pose this question. Should we consider the US as THE hegemonist nation of the
next milenium? Are we the bad guys? Where have all the bad guys gone? In the past people used
words as empire, imperialists, or even globalization to describe US foreign policy.
Is the US using its own political ideology to dominate over other nations?
Do we want countries to be democratic for democracy's sake
or do we want countries to be democratic for US economic or military interests?
Are we going to war with Iraq so that a future teenager in a new Democratic Iraq can buy
the latest Britany Spears album and play that awful music in his/her new Cadillac
Escalade with the 4 lcd screens on the head rest with his/her embroidered name
"Pimp Mobile" on the driver side and passenger side head rest?
Seriously does anyone want that? Do we really want a people of mass consumption in future
democratic nations in Iraq and Afghanistan? The unfortunate truth is that we
want to go to war to get Iraq's oil. So that American teenagers can ride in their Cadillac
Escalades and bump Britany Spears on their radios. So sad but true.

Anyways, after considering my current rant I think the
the TLA of the day is PMC
"People of Mass Consumption"


Enjoy,
Jonathan

Friday, March 14, 2003

03/14/03 This is a great link given to me this is hiarious
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/wlee1433/emergency.html


TLA of the day U.S. DHS
"Department of Homeland Security"

Enjoy,
Jonathan

Thursday, March 13, 2003

03/13/03 My old roomate from college forwarded me an email about blogging. What a great way to write html pages without worrying about where the HTML < br > tags go. Anyways, this is my first blog ever and I have no idea what to say. I guess I will start off by commenting on why I chose TLA as my blogger name to my page. Well I am really tired of three letter acronyms which brilliant marketing majors (an oxymoron) come up with for products, quirky terms, or other combination of obtuse key words. I also thought I wanted to create a page where I will try to create a new
Three Letter Acronym for the day to clutter people's brain with useless and
uninteresting knowledge. I mean if you read what I have written
you can already see some TLA's I have created.

UUK = useless and uninteresting knowledge
OKW = obtuse key words
BMM = brilliant marketing majors

I guess I have accomplished my task for today to create UUK's from OKW's for BMM's


Thanks,
Jonathan